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« Reply #600 on: March 23, 2011, 07:00:00 PM »


lmao   lmao   lmao   lmao   lmao   

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« Reply #601 on: March 25, 2011, 10:47:46 AM »


Blondes at play ...



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« Reply #602 on: March 25, 2011, 11:22:49 AM »


My God... that girl's everywhere!!!

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« Reply #603 on: April 08, 2011, 06:28:12 PM »


My God... that girl's everywhere!!!



But apparently she's gone 'walkabout'



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« Reply #604 on: April 25, 2011, 06:08:17 PM »

Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.  Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble...  In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.  The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.  After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.  She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.  I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'  The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word..   Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.  After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable' ?


The brunette explains, 'My sister is blond but since the word is big, she'll read it very slowly:
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« Reply #605 on: July 10, 2011, 07:36:14 PM »

Job Interview

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:

"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?

The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?

She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".

She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm - wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how in the world did you arrive at this answer?"

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« Reply #606 on: July 28, 2011, 05:15:17 PM »

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Oops, it's a £700,000 prang... Hapless blonde crashes her Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Ferrari and Aston Martin

When in Monte Carlo, everything is done in style. And that includes crashing your car.
This was the moment when a woman driver caused a £700,000 five-car pile-up as her Bentley  collided with a Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche and Aston Martin.

Disaster struck as the hapless blonde negotiated the traffic around the Place du Casino in her £250,000 Bentley Azure.
The driver of a white Mercedes S Class worth £75,000 was the first victim as the 2.7-ton Bentley scraped down the side of it before ploughing into a £143,000 black Ferrari F430.


Hope you're insured, madam: A policeman tries to sort out the chaos beside Monte Carlo's Place du Casino

An Aston Martin Rapide worth £150,000 and an £80,000 Porsche 911 also came a cropper. The driver and her two passengers then suffered the embarrassment of being surrounded by tourists as they were unable to open the doors of the convertible.

It is estimated the crash will cost more than £40,000 with the Ferrari, Porsche and Aston Martin requiring new front wings and bumpers. The Bentley will need the same repairs, plus a new door.


Chaos: A staggering £685,000 worth of supercars were involved in the inpromptu game of demolition derby

Ruud Poot, editor of European motoring website Autogespot, said: 'You probably couldn't find a worse place in the world to crash your car than outside Monaco's Place du Casino in the middle of the summer.'

A staggering £685,000 worth of cars were shunted in a matter of minutes - enough to make the Top Gear boys wince in pain and criticise who caused the incident.

But with recent research suggesting women drivers are more likely to be involved in an accident, they could be forgiven for adhering to the stereotypical view.

Scientists at the University of Michihan looked at 6.5million car crashes and found a higher than expected number of accidents between two female drivers.

They also discovered that women have a tough time negotiating crossroads, T-junctions and slip roads.



Aftermath: Hundreds of tourists snapped away on their cameras and mobile phones after what could easily be the world's most expensive accident

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« Reply #607 on: August 06, 2011, 03:18:08 PM »

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« Reply #608 on: August 06, 2011, 04:24:27 PM »


What?  It was so good you had to post it twice?    lmao

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« Reply #609 on: August 06, 2011, 07:55:10 PM »




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« Reply #610 on: August 07, 2011, 09:12:11 AM »





She looks like she's holding him by his "leash".
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« Reply #611 on: August 07, 2011, 11:52:43 AM »





She looks like she's holding him by his "leash".

Given the size of her boobs, she would have to hold my leash to stop me falling off.
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« Reply #612 on: August 08, 2011, 04:59:41 PM »


She could hold me by MY leash anytime............
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« Reply #613 on: January 14, 2012, 08:30:10 PM »

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« Reply #614 on: January 21, 2012, 03:09:43 PM »

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were on a road with a tollbooth. At the tollbooth, instead of having to pay to get on the road, they had to state a fact. If they told a lie, the ground would open up and swallow them.

The brunette went first, when she got to the tollbooth, she said, "I think red and blue mixed makes purple." she walked onto the road without the ground opening up and swallowing her.

The redhead went next. When she got to the tollbooth, she said, "I think 2+2 is 4." she walked onto the road without the ground opening up and swallowing her.

The blonde went last. When she got to the tollbooth, she said, "I think" and the ground opened up and swallowed her.


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